Delivery fury thread


#1

I’m expecting a delivery. I’m sitting in my lounge in full view of the front window and path leading to the front door. I receive an email saying I wasn’t in, attached is a picture of my back/side gate(accessible from the back only but technically side). Had he gone through the gate and looked through the window he would have seen me sitting there.

Then I use the contact link for phone and chat and they are both automated and AARARRRRAGFGGGHGHGH


#2

how did they get a photo of your backside??


#3

It’s in full view of the front window


#4

I leave one attached to the gate.

This is no laughing matter, japes!

I have emailed them and they should get back to me in 24 hours!


#5

My delivery for my home broadband and TV was received perfectly, the services however are NOT working!


#6

Think you might have forgotten to attach the picture. Am always doing that!! :upside_down_face:


#7

don’t i know it.

had the same thing when i was last waiting for a delivery. had taken a day off work, stayed inside all day long and the fuckers sent me a picture of my front door

RING THE BELL YOU PRICKS


#8

They’ve done u, picture evidence as well! Did he not ring yor bell? (ooh er)


#9

This level of detail is terrifying.


#10

He didn’t go to the door RONALD! He went to the side WHERE THERE IS NOT A DOOR JUST A WAIST HIGH GATE. Our door is a the front and we have an additional one at the BACK! He went somewhere where there were NO DOORS!


#11

the delivery guys taken the day off and sent everyone a edited google street pic of their front door - evil genius


#12

What company is that? Let’s name and shame. This is DPD


#13

#14

There is not a google street pic at that side as it is a block of gazzas.


#15

BT (British Telecom) a simple switchover from Sky Broadband to the BT service that uses the exact same connection has been a SHAMBLES.


#16

Ooo… look at James Joyce here, mixing up his tenses.


#17

May I be so bold as to enquire about the content of the delivery?


#18

image


#19

It is a present for my wife’s birthday. That is all I will say.

(not a bum dildo)


#20

Intriguing!