When I worked in a call centre my colleague had to deal with a complaint like this that included - and this definitely did not help - a photo of the driver giving the finger to the person making the complaint.
I do feel sorry for drivers because what are they supposed to do? Especially DPD and that where they might have unrealistic workloads. I can understand not wanting them to shamelessly piss on your house though. The complaint probably lies with DPD as a company for not giving drivers enough time to stop somewhere with a toilet. (Although I don’t think my old employer’s drivers had unrealistic workloads and I guess that guy had just got caught short)
Norman from DPD is planning to deliver me some confit du canard and cassoulet (@xylo I succumbed).
He’s going to be with me in about three hours apparently. He currently claims to be in Thornton Heath. If I don’t answer the door he’ll leave my food in my porch.
He looks trustworthy. I think I’m in safe hands. Excited.
Norm’s on delivery 13 already. He’s looking pretty efficient. Not far away, but still 25 deliveries and an hour and a half to go. The suspense is killing me.