Delivery fury thread

They do it on purpose Lynne!!!

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Ordered some mudguards for the bike on Friday, expecting them to be here yesterday/today-ish, so I could go for a ride without getting soaked.

Just checked the order status and it says expected dispatch 13/10. Could’ve told me that when I was ordering them ffs.

Oh for goodness sake

Substituting peas for sweetcorn ffs. I don’t expect that kind of shit from Ocado.

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Not just peas, British petis pois.

As if by magic, just had an email saying its been dispatched.

Norman from DPD is planning to deliver me some confit du canard and cassoulet (@xylo I succumbed).

He’s going to be with me in about three hours apparently. He currently claims to be in Thornton Heath. If I don’t answer the door he’ll leave my food in my porch.

He looks trustworthy. I think I’m in safe hands. Excited.

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GWAN NORMAN :muscle:t2:

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pls to tell me more about these items, I would love to order some mega rich French goodies.

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Hoping they will be good. Will let you know. Used to buy this stuff from Borough Market, but I don’t get into town as much as I used to these days…

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you have made SUCH a good decision

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Norm’s on delivery 13 already. He’s looking pretty efficient. Not far away, but still 25 deliveries and an hour and a half to go. The suspense is killing me.

I hope, in the spirit of the thread, that he doesn’t turn up.

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Or he just chucks it over next door’s hedge

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As long as Colin is furious it’s all good

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To be honest, when I found this site it seemed so good to be true that I’ve spent the last two days convincing myself I’ve been scammed.

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Is it OK for me just to be furious about there not being enough sausage in my cassoulet? Can we compromise on that?

Fingers crossed (only for thead consistency of course)

At some point a long time ago I did actually start a thread that was entirely devoted to me tracking a delivery driver. Couldn’t find it though so I squatted here instead.

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Well only cos it’s a Thursday

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Love it when the delivery guys park up in the big supermarket car park to have their lunch.