This is actually a Jackson one, in case that changes things…
Trying to con you that a commitment to outright cowardice isn’t the way forward.
Imagine the Simpsons meme above ^ but replace crabs with livingstone and squid with Jackson.
Swimming as fast as you can, you dart for open water… to no avail.
A tentacle wraps about you and draws you to the huge beak. You are only a morsel to the Kraken.
YOUR ADVENTURE IS OVER
Bit underwhelming that one, eh.
See you next year?
Well, I for one had a kraken time. Thanks @thewarn!
The Kraken’s stats by the way:
Skill - 12 Stamina - 30(!)
Think we went off the rails right near the start - made the wrong choice in where to explore. Bastard Jackson.
Even if we’d beat the kraken, we didnt have the info we needed to get to the ship. Best case scenario - ending up stranded on a desert island.
Actually, wouldnt have minded that.
would we have beaten the kraken @discobot fortune
My reply is no
seems right. thanks.
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Jackson needs to update his info to account for all the cheese I’ve eaten over the past week.
Recommendation for our next shopping spree/ ineffectual struggle against certain death :
I dont have that one, but if youre volunteering to be the dm, I’d love to play along…
I thought we did work out where the pirates were? Certain we saw a map with islands on it at some point.
Can’t believe the only thing we managed this time was paying for a sword lesson from a pompous fish-man.
So tempted but I feel my two fingered typing speed might be a limiting factor.
Yeah, we had the island name but we needed to be taken there either by a water sprite or a friendly dolphin - we didnt encounter either.
