Deodorant


#1

Good afternoon fair smelling folk of DiS. I’m not sure whether it is age or a change of ‘recipe’ but my current deodorant has suddenly lost effectiveness and I’m struggling with finding a good alternative. Any of you folks reek like a turd covered in burnt hair or do you all smell of roses, and if you’re the former, plug me a product!

PS I’ve not put one of those hashtag safe things on so take the mickey as you like :grinning:


#2

Haha! You use deodorant! Fucking twat!


#3

Remember that bit where people were going on about “put anti-persperant on at night and then wash it off in the shower” or whatever? Weird that


#4

Whatever is on offer for a quid


#5

I stick a magic bean up my bum the night before. Does the trick.


#6

@xylo wasn’t it?


#7

No, I don’t.


#8

This could have been my problem.


#9

cant get my head around the roll on deodorants. surely its massively unhygienic, and you’re just rubbing sweat back onto your armpits all the time?

stupid, stupid invention for wankers.


#10

Does the trick for what?


#11

YEP


#12

Can take them on planes tho


#13

But that’s a slight misquote


#14

For what ails you.


#15

That could also be my problem. Aren’t a(e)r(o)soles bad for the environment though?


#16

Ask Xylo about it, he was the one who kept banging on about it


#17

You… you use it when you’ve just had a wash.


#18

nah, all the liquid goes into my armpits, not into space.


#19

Tried a new one called Bionsen as I was finding all the ones with aluminum added were knackering all my shirts. It’s ok. Probably going to go back to normal ones.


#20

Ah, this is true.