Deodorant

Yeah, Lynx seem to be the only easily-available non-antiperspirant ones around now, but I don’t like their smell at all.

What about my lower back?

  • only use deodorant/anti perspirant after a shower or bath
  • use in other situations too

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Sensible idea. But, and hear me out on this, why don’t we ever deodorise our little bot-bots? A little bit of fragrance for our cute little hineys?

Sometimes pretend I’m in a library and give a little squirt into the air

why the hell would you use it before?!

But specifically for the tushy

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He’s too tied up in intellectual property theft at the minute

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I’ve become brand-loyal with deodorant. I hate myself.

I remember as a teen giving the head of my penis a spray thinking that it would help prolong freshness. It hurt quite a lot.

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Sprayed some right in the rosebud too, which hurt even more.

If, by some miracle, you started producing piss that smelt really great, would you dab it on yourself from time to time?

  • Probably
  • Definitely not
  • Yes, I would definitely do this
  • Maybe
  • It’s a possibility
  • Over my dead body
  • Why not!

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Sorry, found some killer prior art.

£800 please

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Don’t think I was ever stupid enough to try and use it as mouth spray though.

Dove do aluminium-free deodorant now. IMHO all Dove ones smell well nice.

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If I get some time this weekend, sure

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We like our mouths to smell minty but we like our pits to smell of something else, if we had to pick one would you want:

  • Minty mouths and minty pits
  • Breath that smells of Sure or whatever and also so do your pits

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These figures have done me

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We call my friend Neil “Minty” and I’ve never really understood why

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Quite like the Moroccan anthem

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