Descaled the kettle the other day

Pro tip: get citric acid instead of giving money to Big Descaler

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Wanna grow up to be, be a descaler

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Yeah this was my initial intention, I’m not sure what happened. I think citric acid would’ve meant waiting a few more days for delivery and I wanted a descaler asap

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Manchester. We do thing differently (water hardness)

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Never had to do it because Birmingham has lovely, beautiful, soft water.

The Elan Valley is the one example of imperialism (I guess that’s the right word?) I’m willing to go to war for.

I respect that

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You can also do this with cheap distilled vinegar, just boil it in the kettle leave it half an hour and pour it out

I saw a film today, oh boy
I knew the time had come for a descale

My Yorkshire Tea tastes rather sad
Well I just had to act
I heard it sizzle and react

It blew my mind this polished char
No chalky residue upon my lips
A crowd of people stood and stared
A queue forms at the door
Nobody could really quite believe how bad it was before

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descale my heart
say you’ll love me again
undo this grit that you caused
when on my tea you got poured
and walked out of my brew

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I’d love to turn the kettle on

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Descaled the kettle the other day
I opened and read it, it said they were suckers

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congratulations on your prestigious award (number 1 teacher)

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It only takes hard water, to limescale a thousand kettles,
Only takes one scaly kettle to spoil a thousand teeeeeaaas.

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Cheap descaler
Qu’est-ce que c’est?

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sharif don’t like it…
cheap descaler

If tomorrow never shows
Then I want you all to know
I loved you all you’re beautiful
And I descaled the kettle.

Bookmarking this thread for 20th September

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Wake me up when descaler ends

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Its funny. I’ll never just accept Amazons suggestion to start a subscription.

“Nah, you’re telling not when to buy it. I’ll buy it when I buy it!”

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The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup (makeup)
Descale the kettle, make a brew

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