Did Jesus Christ actually exist, as a person or whatever, was he around at any point?

Yes! What else haven’t I realised?

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Most TV themes are based around the number of syllables in the name of the show.

yep.

and he was American.

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Nope, never existed. The bible was the Harry Potter of it’s time.
Fake news.

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There were five people in five.

Sorry 5ive

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Just Googled “was jesus American” and became much less intelligent over a few minutes of reading some comments.

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what’s the verdict?

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She has a point really.

The derren brown of his time

Thought your ‘turning to religion’ phase wouldn’t be far off, tbh
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Literally went to St Pauls evening mass last Sunday
Cracking bunch of choir tbh

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Actually envy religious people, even dodgy cult types. Think life would be a lot easier if you believed in something even if it is volcano alien overlords.

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Reckon he was a real life martyr figure that the peasantry latched onto to sell Christianity (in origin, a relatively socialist pagan religion where the poorest man was worth as much as the richest, rather than nothing) to the masses tbh.

I could answer the OP, but I’m not Abel

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I liked this for the volcano alien overlords, which I am obviously a huge believer in.

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One thing I learned during the klf thing in Liverpool last week is how I am absolutely well up for joining a cult. Great fun.

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Yeah you just never hear about any religious people who are unhappy with their lives or experiencing suppression or anything like that, do you? :thinking::thinking: