Did that weird walk thing the other day

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#1

I was coming back from the post office and I wasn’t sure exactly where I had parked the car.

as I got closer, this nice looking girl came out of her house and we did that ‘nod’ of acknowledgment. I was maybe 3 or 4 steps ahead of her as she came out of her front gate.

I was walking quite slowly, as was still unsure where I had parked the car. I could hear her catching me up at the same time as I was slowing down and I felt like I might be weirding her out, so I said something like ‘look, I’m not being ‘that’ guy, I’m slowing down because I’m not exactly sure where the car is!’ in the most non-threatening way imaginable

she replied ‘oh, I thought you were sneakily trying to take a look at my ass!’

think I mumbled something pathetic under my breath, said ‘here it is’ and got into the car. she said ‘have a great day’ and got into her car

I drove home after that and had a nap

weird, stuff like that innit


#2

The thing that gave you away here is that nobody in Britain says “ass” unless they’re visiting a donkey sanctuary.


#3

Could have been American, eh?


#4

That’s Canadians.


#5

That’s not the weird walk thing. The weird walk thing is when you’re walking and start thinking about your walk style and suddenly you’re walking differently.


#6

I definitely say ass, man. always have.


#7

Or maybe silks pronounces ‘ass’ like posh’uns pronounce ‘class’?


#8

I always go for “tit”, but each to their own.

Rgds,

Dr Nuts Reader with Record Collection


#9

ass sounds sexier than arse


#10

man, in retrospect I probably should have just legged it. safest option innit


#12

Maybe if you’re from Somerset.


#13

ass, like hakan sas


#14

Isn’t the weird walk thing that thing where you’re walking towards someone and you bith side step a few times back and forth mirroring each others movements until one of you smiles and stops.

If no one smiles you just keep going.


#15

did you catch a glimpse of her fanny?


#16


#17

The tricky manoeuvre that is acknowledgement without breaking stride.


#18

fixed


#19

This has literally never happened to me.