I was coming back from the post office and I wasn’t sure exactly where I had parked the car.
as I got closer, this nice looking girl came out of her house and we did that ‘nod’ of acknowledgment. I was maybe 3 or 4 steps ahead of her as she came out of her front gate.
I was walking quite slowly, as was still unsure where I had parked the car. I could hear her catching me up at the same time as I was slowing down and I felt like I might be weirding her out, so I said something like ‘look, I’m not being ‘that’ guy, I’m slowing down because I’m not exactly sure where the car is!’ in the most non-threatening way imaginable
she replied ‘oh, I thought you were sneakily trying to take a look at my ass!’
think I mumbled something pathetic under my breath, said ‘here it is’ and got into the car. she said ‘have a great day’ and got into her car
I drove home after that and had a nap
weird, stuff like that innit