Or, tell me about times you got told off by your own parent(s) when you had a mate round.
Both equally mortifying innit.
Mark’s Mum told me I had to go home when I was round his house after Mark performed the catapult wrestling move in his little brother and made him go head first into the wall:
I got told off by my Mum in front of Ricky when he was round my house after “raiding” my sister’s room and taking the legs off these red plastic chairs she had and chucking them out the window.