Didn't know competitive public speaking was a thing


This lad is good at it though, apparently.



Isn’t this basically what every sales pitch in the history of anything ever is?


The better someone is at speaking the less I trust them


Nor me


reckon if there was a competition for being the worst at this then i’d win


You know the people with the most charisma are those who hardly say anything. I will bend over backwards for people who ignore me





Can someone tell Bammers I’m ignoring him, please?

Thank you.


Alright Morrissey


if I ever have to do any public speaking, as long as I actually remember to speak, don’t fall over going onto the stage or getting off, and don’t get heckled, I deem it a success.


Previously, I did not know that competitive speaking was a thing

Then I got stuck in a room full of people taking cocaine…