Didn't know competitive public speaking was a thing


#1

This lad is good at it though, apparently.


#2

Isn’t this basically what every sales pitch in the history of anything ever is?


#3

The better someone is at speaking the less I trust them


#4

Nor me


#5

reckon if there was a competition for being the worst at this then i’d win


#6

You know the people with the most charisma are those who hardly say anything. I will bend over backwards for people who ignore me


#7

#8

:heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:


#9

Can someone tell Bammers I’m ignoring him, please?

Thank you.


#10

Alright Morrissey


#11

if I ever have to do any public speaking, as long as I actually remember to speak, don’t fall over going onto the stage or getting off, and don’t get heckled, I deem it a success.


#12

Previously, I did not know that competitive speaking was a thing

Then I got stuck in a room full of people taking cocaine…