Didn't know Sam Smiths was run by such a mad cunt


#1

#2

I guess you could say that he’s only got money on his mind. Maybe the writing’s on the waaaaall.


#3

Lovely to see a man named Humphrey


#4

He’s not even called Sam the absolute fucking pisstwat.


#5

Humphrey Smith might be a complete fucking cockwomble. I wouldn’t know.


#6

Always hated those places for not selling proper coke


#7

He could be a sinner, or a gentleman
He could be your preacher, when your soul is down
He could be your lawyer on a witness stand but
He’ll still face the swearing ban, ban, ban


#8

They’re proper grim places. Noticed that it’s usually recent northern implants who want to go there, god knows why.


#9

I sometimes suggest them for the reasonably priced beer, but then wake up with taddy belly the next day and never learn my lesson.


#10

Alright Howard Marks


#11

it’s £2.18 for a pint in the smiths near me. £2.18 mate! you can get four pints and a bag of peanuts for a tenner is what i’m saying. except they don’t sell peanuts. but the point is is that it’s cheap!

so that’s probably why.


#12

Spoons is probably cheaper and stock a wider variety of beers.


#13

I can get a pint for 2.50 at spoons and they stock peanuts.


#14

yeah the reason that people go to spoons is the same reason that they go to smiths pubs innit. cheap beer.


#15

But the beers are crap in Sam smiths, most of them have those stupid cubicle booth things, and the vast majority of Sam smiths pubs I’ve visited have been filthy.


#16

So basically:

Go to Sam Smiths pubs – support some awful prick who treats his staff like shit
Go to Spoons – support some awful prick who has wet dreams over Brexit despite the fact it’d fuck up his entire business cos taking back control

Where’s a man to get cheep beer these days


#17

i think most pubs ban dealers tbh


#18

Tesco


#19

I am drinking a beer from Tesco right now!


#20

i thought The Chandos was nice enough when i was in London. never been to any others.