Epimer
21 February 2018 12:40
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You’re in a toilet cubicle. There’s someone in an adjacent cubicle. You don’t know who it is. They sneeze. Do you say bless you?
No, it violates the quiet sanctity of the cubicle
Yes, I’m not being responsible for someone’s soul escaping ffs
No, but I never say it anyway
Smart-arse “gesundheit” option for @marckee
NickDS
21 February 2018 12:44
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If someone says bless you, then I have to say thank you, and that’s already far too much like having a conversation for my liking.
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Epimer
21 February 2018 12:45
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“you alright in there, it’s been 45 minutes?”
“…”
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nav
21 February 2018 12:47
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if I spoke to someone who was in the bathroom and they didn’t answer I would worry that they’d passed out or died
I do hate when people I live with bother me while I’m in the bathroom. Like we live together, we see each other practically all day every day, give me ten minutes of peace.
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I’d freak out if someone else in another toilet cubicle said anything to me
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DiS has made me cackle on the toilet before and I realised I must seem like a fucking maniac
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“hey mate, how is it today?”
Saying “bless you” seems wrong at all times because I’m an atheist. When someone sneezes I say nothing or, if it seems necessary, offer them a tissue. If they’re in a toilet cubicle, they have access to tissue already.
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lwt
21 February 2018 13:47
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I never say bless you in any situation unless they look like they’re going to kick off cause somebody hasn’t said it.
lwt
21 February 2018 13:48
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like a guy at work looked visibly annoyed after he sneezed the other day and said “bless you” to himself sarcastically
TKC
21 February 2018 13:59
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If i sneezes in a toilet and someone said bleas you, I’d think they were a complete oddball
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bluto
21 February 2018 14:14
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Usually just say “You’re so good looking”
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ericVI
21 February 2018 14:15
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saying bless you is possibly the most pointless thing of all time
(unless they’re fit, obviously)
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