Dirty

You have rescued my ailing thread and I will never be able to communicate my gratitude towards you adequately x

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voted before I even read all the options. who could resist that?

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Thank you Tone, Thone.

Based on your response, I would like to point out that I think that if the poo had been there longer I would have gotten it onto some other part of me, and now I think about it, it definitely would have been on my headphones which I had to turn off after my cycle (blue tooth), yet they were poo free.

The plot thickens…

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Do you happen to store your bike keys in your bumhole for safekeeping?

No, I can say for sure that I have never done this, but it has given me thought for the future.

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I could be washing my hands with Swarfega in about 25 seconds if I so chose.

What flavour?

I don’t know and I don’t want to go there. It comes from a wall dispenser.

Wowzers!

Swaaaarfega (wa waaaa wa)
He’s the man, the man with the cleaning touch

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Can you update please:

This fella has the look of Max our family dog. RIP (he lived a fucking long time though)

i don’t know what swarfega is

and i don’t want to know

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and I want you to show me

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It’s good stuff, Jamos. Good, good stuff.

people said that about the sopranos so i tried it and was a bit disappointed

I’m rewatching it at the minute

I finished a rewatch maybe early July.