DiS Awards for the best Awards 2017

Subjective awards voted for by a bunch of people you don’t care about are the best that life has to offer. What would you vote for? Which are the best for splitting our men and women into separate categories?

If this takes off we could make sean some serious cash.

I see that I have a new secondary name!

it’s less subtle and less flattering than the last one

What was that one? I shouldn’t have gone out for lunch.