SUITOR 2 goes 2-1-0 up! This question could seal it for them…
Which of my crushes are you most like: Chris Packham, Sam Rockwell, Antoni from Queer Eye, Maggi Gyellenhaal, or Keanu Reeves? And why?
SUITOR 1:
I’m going to go for Reeves, not because of my reputation as a man of action, but because of my affinity I share for poetry, specifically not great poetry (look this up). Also because like him I have possibly married Winona Ryder by accident.
SUITOR 2:
OK FIRST OF ALL CAN WE ALL PLEASE STOP BEING RUDE ABOUT ANTONI? HE MAKES VERY NICE RECIPES AND THE PEOPLE HE’S HELPING DON’T KNOW HOW TO COOK ANYWAY SO CAN EVERYONE JUST GET OFF HIS BACK?
Ahem.
I am most like Maggie Gyllenhaal because out of that list she is the only one with boobs.
SUITOR 3:
Sam Rockwell, because honey I would walk the GREEN MILE for you, dance with you under the MOON light, be your VICE, and well, I would rock your world.