#41

oh, got a sudden interest in this one have you? :thinking::thinking::thinking:

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#42

6

#43

@discobot roll 1d10

#44

:game_die: 5

#45

UNLUCKY @japes, NO PRIZE THIS TIME!

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#46

think i know who #2 is too

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#47

I’m glad I’m not picking because these answers are both mischievous and sexy.

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#48

Can confirm that all 3 suitors are properly sexchevous.

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#49

oooh tough decision for Scout here

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#50

Ooooh this one is a really hard decision. I mean, Keanu is my one true love, and boobs are great, but just for planting the image of Rockwell dancing back in my mind it’s…

Suitor 3

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#51

Ask @scout nicely and you might be able to join them on their date

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#52

SUITOR 3 MAKES IT 2-2! SUITOR 1 NIW CANNOT WIN! IT’S A TWO HORSE RACE!

#53

Done me

#54

SUCKAAAAH :smiley:

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#55

THE FINAL QUESTION!

I don’t like sharing a bed but I do like cuddles. How do you see this predicament working itself out in our love life?

SUITOR 1:

Using a series of levers, ballast and pulleys, conveyor belts and a live chicken, I will a la goonies aha no, of course that’s my joke answer there.
For over a decade I have slept in an isolation booth that many have called ‘a watery tomb’ and ‘please this is an aquarium’. From that sodden palace I will gesture to you as you sleep soundly nearby, giant foam hands cuddling you with a gentle, yet colossal, firmness.

SUITOR 2:

This works out great cause I hate sharing a bed too! Luckily for just a mere £23 it’s possible to purchase a cuddle arm pillow from Amazon. This muscly yet squidgy hunk of bicep and pec will be there to keep you warm during the night, meaning all I need to do is keep you warm during the day :wink:

SUITOR 3:

I’ll be your cuddle angel and give you cuddles untill you sleep, at which point I’ll go upstairs.

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#56

He’s rampant!

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#57

Do you like your tagline btw?

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#58

I love it.

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#59

@scout where is the final point going?

#60

Here we go, watery tomb, here we go

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