#53

Basically

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#54

Suitor 1 and 3 both have a point!!!

For a relationship to really flourish, there needs to be more going on than just Bovril-hot carnal mayhem. So, what unexplained mystery would you propose we dedicate the remainder of our lives to solving?

SUITOR 1:

Bigfoot, baby. Take me to a log cabin in the woods, I’ll follow the trail and… roast your marshmallows?

SUITOR 2:

The mystery of why you think a relationship needs more than Bovril-hot carnal mayhem to flourish

SUITOR 3:

why stick to just one? let’s solve them all and become international legends

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#56

Got a good idea of who #2 is

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#57

Discobot

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#58

I’m done. :rofl:

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#59

Welp, suitor #2 just won my heart. Sorry @discobot, it’s back of the line for you

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#60

@Discobot. You fucked up.

#61

Intrigued as I am by all answers (esp Suitor 2’s) (AUDIENCE WOOPS)

Suitor 3 makes a good point, and confidently enough that I can detect a the organisational mindset that such an X Files esque endeavour would require

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#63

I haven’t paid much attention to the previous episodes but I think I’m in love with everyone involved in this one.

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#64

no one can understand how difficult this decision making is

esp when I’m balancing it with my lunch break

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#65
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#66

really fancy a Bovril rn

#67

(AUDIENCE OOHS)

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#68

Ooooooo suitor 3 takes the lead again!!! This is tense!

Gadzooks! In a hypothetical scenario, our relationship is in dire straits! The only way to salvage it is for you to stand outside of my window with a boombox for some reason, like what John Cusack would do if he had profoundly wronged me. What song would you play to rectify the situation?

SUITOR 1:

Wrecking Ball by Bruce Springsteen. But I’m not playing it, I’m singing it A Capella. It’s actually really beautiful and touching until you look out of the window and see I’m hammered and singing it to a fox, but I promise you the sentiment is there.

SUITOR 2:

Sultan of Swing. Dire Straits for dire straits

SUITOR 3:

cha cha slide by mr c, complete with dance moves

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#71

ok this is impossible now

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#72

Think u mean Miley Cyrus hun

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#73

Very good questions.

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#75

I mean it’s number 1 though, isn’t it?

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#76

Cusack doing the cha cha slide is the imagery I didn’t know I needed

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#77

Sorry 3, you started out strong but the quality isn’t quite there.

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