❤❤❤ DiS Blind Date ❤❤❤ EPISODE FOURTEEN

Good morning romance enthusiasts! Time to welcome another contestant looking to find some DiS lovin’ on another installment of Blind Date!

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Woo! Yay! Woo!

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Let’s get everyone in the mood with a @discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: On every thorn, delightful wisdom grows, In every rill a sweet instruction flows. — Edward Young

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HAHAHA!!!

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

In a moment we’ll meet our contestant. But first a round of ‘@kermitwormit Seeks 7’

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@discobot roll 1d10

:game_die: 5

OH NO!

Ok so let’s get on with the main event and meet our contestant.

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Never gonna happen.

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Looking for love today on Blind Date, is…
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Holy moly, it’s @kermitwormit!!!

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Introduce yourself please :grinning:

Well let’s see if we can’t find you some cosmic nurofen (jesus christ get it together funkhouser) on today’s show!

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WOOOOOooooOooo!!!

Ok @kermitwormit, your first question

There is nothing more I love than watching a two hour documentary on serial killers. Potential suitors, if we were a serial killer couple, who would we be and why?

SUITOR 1:

We would be Delfina and María de Jesús González. If you’re gonna become serial killers then you might as well go big and become the best at what you do.

SUITOR 2:

Tony the Tiger and the Honey Mon… Oh, sorry I see what you mean. Um, I’d have to say Jack the Ripper and Aileen Wuornos. A comic book style team up of Victorian Elegance and American road trip aesthetics.

SUITOR 3:

Bonnie and Clyde, because -

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Where is the first point heading?

While there’s a lull, let’s have someone pick a number…

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

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