Good morning romance enthusiasts! Time to welcome another contestant looking to find some DiS lovin’ on another installment of Blind Date!
Woo! Yay! Woo!
Let’s get everyone in the mood with a @discobot quote
On every thorn, delightful wisdom grows, In every rill a sweet instruction flows. — Edward Young
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@discobot display help.
In a moment we’ll meet our contestant. But first a round of ‘@kermitwormit Seeks 7’
@discobot roll 1d10
Ok so let’s get on with the main event and meet our contestant.
Never gonna happen.
Looking for love today on Blind Date, is…
Holy moly, it’s @kermitwormit!!!
Introduce yourself please
Well let’s see if we can’t find you some cosmic nurofen (jesus christ get it together funkhouser) on today’s show!
Ok @kermitwormit, your first question
There is nothing more I love than watching a two hour documentary on serial killers. Potential suitors, if we were a serial killer couple, who would we be and why?
We would be Delfina and María de Jesús González. If you’re gonna become serial killers then you might as well go big and become the best at what you do.
Tony the Tiger and the Honey Mon… Oh, sorry I see what you mean. Um, I’d have to say Jack the Ripper and Aileen Wuornos. A comic book style team up of Victorian Elegance and American road trip aesthetics.
Bonnie and Clyde, because -
Where is the first point heading?
While there’s a lull, let’s have someone pick a number…
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!