6 please
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BLOODY HELL!!!
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Oh my god dreams really do come true!
Discobot you have come to my rescue twice, I’m speechless, please tell me some wise words @discobot fortune
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Without a doubt
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The world cares very little about what a man or woman knows; it is what a man or woman is able to do that counts. — Booker Washington
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so true
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SUITOR TWO takes an early lead.
The next question
I also love a hill walk. Keep your phone in the car, we don’t need GPS. What was that? Oh, we’re lost. No bother, I presume you’ve packed a lunch. What have you made us for sustenance?
SUITOR 1:
I have indeed! I’ve prepared the way I did when I went hill walking at university. We’ve got a couple of packs of Kendal Mint Cake to share, a couple of Marmite sandwiches and two Sigg bottles with Rum and Coke/Vodka, Lemon and Lime respectively in. Tuck in!
SUITOR 2:
Well, I certainly have a well packed lunch box, but enough about me
I would bring a bumper load of home made pastries, buttery and rich, seemingly designed to leave their golden flakes on your lips, needing me to gently remove them with my fingers.
SUITOR 3:
I have a voracious appetite and am always practically minded and prepared. So I’ve dispensed with the notion I can carry enough to fuel us both, have packed some flapjacks to fill the gap, and also a map with nearby pubs circled out on it (I’ve brought a compass too, obvs)
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Already done my good man.
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You’re the best.
SUITOR ONE draws level!!!
Question 3:
My ideal date is going for a walk and then finding a country pub to get hammered in afterwards. Covered in mud, two sheets to the wind, that’s when you really get to know a person. What is YOUR idea of a perfect first date? Sell it to me.
SUITOR 1:
A first date? We’d meet at a local independent cafe for a drink, awkwardly start to get to know each other over a brew and then head off to play Dinosaur Adventure Golf at the local golfing emporium. If all goes well we’ll head off for a bite to eat (pizza) and walk you home before sharing a tender kiss on the doorstep.
SUITOR 2:
I’ve always wanted to go up the Oxo Tower but maybe not on a first date. So, my perfect first date is a dirty techno club and a big bag of mdma followed by three days draped over each other in sexual and narcotic bliss.
SUITOR 3:
If nothing is happening below the belt it is probably a disappointment, I don’t care what else happens.
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