She mathematically should have had one by now, surely?
I know, we’ve rolled about 25 times.
There’s a 93% chance of getting at least one 7 in 25 rolls.
Sorry Kermit, I think DiscoTwat actually hates you.
Can I have suitor 2 if Kermit doesn’t want them?
SUITOR TWO goes back ahead!!!
Question 4!!!
In this scenario, we’ve been married for a decade and live together now. I’m so sorry. Anyway, what’s your worst habit that you try and hide from me?
SUITOR 1:
After a decade? I’m far too lazy to hide my worst habits for more than a few weeks. You’ll be putting up with me wandering around our home naked, forgetting to put the toilet seat down and worst of all, as a long time DiSser sharing space with my extensive Nuts magazine collection.
SUITOR 2:
That I spend a lot of my time on some online music (?) forum called Drowned In Sound.
SUITOR 3:
I won’t be hiding anything, with me you get all or nothing
climbs a ladder on the outside of the house to make sure the arial is still there
Alright, Rod Hull.
Exactly what was going through my mind.
I believe the pond went through his.
No, that was Keith Harris.
Rod Hull had the Emu.
SUITOR ONE makes it 2-2!!!
No, that was me, and that duck is my son thank you very much!
Hands off my Pants
Ok the last, and deciding, question
Fuck it. What’s your favourite sex position?
SUITOR 1:
Always partial to cowgirl and doggy style, but truth is I really enjoy getting down and dirty with a bit of 69. Nothing quite like giving good head.
SUITOR 2:
What a coincidence, it’s called “Fuck It.” My partner dresses up as a clown and holds a balloon while I fuck them from behind with their head in a storm drain.
SUITOR 3:
I’m going to have to draw you a diagram, can you lend me a pencil please? This might take a while.
Two has done me.
Not like that.
WHO WILL WIN?!?
Such a good answer.