❤❤❤ DiS Blind Date ❤❤❤ EPISODE FOURTEEN

She mathematically should have had one by now, surely?

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I know, we’ve rolled about 25 times.

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There’s a 93% chance of getting at least one 7 in 25 rolls.

Sorry Kermit, I think DiscoTwat actually hates you.

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Can I have suitor 2 if Kermit doesn’t want them?

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SUITOR TWO goes back ahead!!!

Question 4!!!

In this scenario, we’ve been married for a decade and live together now. I’m so sorry. Anyway, what’s your worst habit that you try and hide from me?

SUITOR 1:

After a decade? I’m far too lazy to hide my worst habits for more than a few weeks. You’ll be putting up with me wandering around our home naked, forgetting to put the toilet seat down and worst of all, as a long time DiSser sharing space with my extensive Nuts magazine collection.

SUITOR 2:

That I spend a lot of my time on some online music (?) forum called Drowned In Sound.

SUITOR 3:

I won’t be hiding anything, with me you get all or nothing

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@kermitwormit, the decision is yours.

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climbs a ladder on the outside of the house to make sure the arial is still there

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Alright, Rod Hull.

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Exactly what was going through my mind.

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I believe the pond went through his.

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No, that was Keith Harris.

Rod Hull had the Emu.

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SUITOR ONE makes it 2-2!!!

No, that was me, and that duck is my son thank you very much!

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Hands off my Pants

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Ok the last, and deciding, question

Fuck it. What’s your favourite sex position?

SUITOR 1:

Always partial to cowgirl and doggy style, but truth is I really enjoy getting down and dirty with a bit of 69. Nothing quite like giving good head.

SUITOR 2:

What a coincidence, it’s called “Fuck It.” My partner dresses up as a clown and holds a balloon while I fuck them from behind with their head in a storm drain.

SUITOR 3:

I’m going to have to draw you a diagram, can you lend me a pencil please? This might take a while.

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Two has done me.

Not like that.

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WHO WILL WIN?!?

Such a good answer.

NIIIIICEEEE

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