I feel relieved enough by these answers to put away my knife, at least

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Such an inspired question.

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Fucking HELLLLLLLLLLLL

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And I have to say, only one has truly done it justice. And that contestant is…

SUITOR 3!

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WE HAVE ANOTHER TIE!!!

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SUITOR 2 AND SUITOR 3 WILL FACE THE DISCOBOT PLAYOFF

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Can I have both?

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Oooooohhhhhh sssshhhhiiiiitttt

Only one suitor per contestant, otherwise who am I going to have to join my cult after they’ve been rejected?

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Ok first let’s meet the suitor who didn’t make it shall we? Shall we?

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People at home, studio audience, dingaling, I can reveal that suitor one is…
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It was @ma0sm!!!

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I am so charmed

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I did you a favour, I’m a nightmare

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Ok so there is to be a third tie break in a row. You’d imagine this would make us rethink the rules a bit but nope, we’re very stubborn here at DiS Blind Date.

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so i gathered!

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WHO’S READY FOR THE TIE BREAK?!?

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MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS
GO TO TORQUAY
MESSAGE ENDS

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Awww, do I have to?

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It’s alright there, there’s a place where they have penguins, and a cemetery.

Long way though isn’t it. From like, everywhere

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