Just kidding. 4
@discobot roll 1d10
4
WE HAVE A WINNER!
WOAH
YES
A CARAVAN!
OF LOVE!
Orbital sander? Golf clubs? VCR? 3-disc Music System???
Every woman every man, join…
Wow there’s a lot to consider. Bangers, safety concerns, balonz
Thinking time…
Stand up!
Suitor 3. Take a risk. If we die, we die together. United forever, like, um, anyway not you.
I know I am!
waiting for my pizza to cook counts as waiting for a date, right?
I like the way Slicky is knocking competitors out of the park here
Suitor 2. This sounds remarkable and brilliant. But do we really want the image of balonz and his toothbrush hanging over our date like a sex elephant in the room? No
Suitor 1. You had me at Neneh. Point is yours.
Omg
Sorry, I started my journey home at basically the time this was posted
Hang on, suitor 1 has now made me think of Up. Too sad.
I’ve changed my mind. Balonz balloon, whatever that involves and suitor 2 it is.