❤❤❤ DiS Blind Date ❤❤❤ EPISODE THIRTEEN

Welcome back lovers! Time for another episode of your favourite DiS game show Blind Date! In a moment, we’ll meet tonight’s contestant, who is hoping to find love, lust and eternal happiness right here!

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UNLUCKY FOR SOME!!

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Lets get things going as ever with a @discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line. — Lucille Ball

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Wise words!

:smirk:

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Ok, time for a brand new feature called ‘@kermitwormit Seeks 7’

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@discobot roll 1d10

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NOT THIS TIME I’M AFRAID!

Ok, on with the main event. Would tonight’s contestant like to introduce yourself…
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IT’S ONLY BLOODY @imaperv!!!

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I know right! All 3 suitors are actually me.

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HI!! I am Pervo. My hobbies are perving, crying and watching men get sweaty while rolling balls around outside!

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I’m prepared for FILTH

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Fucking In Lodges Travel, Horny?

Is this a cryptic crossword clue?

There will be no cryptic crosswords in Pervo’s episode or she will storm off set in a rage.

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I’m going to go with ‘BEELZEBUB’

(9,4)

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