Welcome back lovers! Time for another episode of your favourite DiS game show Blind Date! In a moment, we’ll meet tonight’s contestant, who is hoping to find love, lust and eternal happiness right here!
UNLUCKY FOR SOME!!
Lets get things going as ever with a @discobot quote
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line. — Lucille Ball
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Ok, time for a brand new feature called ‘@kermitwormit Seeks 7’
@discobot roll 1d10
NOT THIS TIME I’M AFRAID!
Ok, on with the main event. Would tonight’s contestant like to introduce yourself…
IT’S ONLY BLOODY @imaperv!!!
I know right! All 3 suitors are actually me.
HI!! I am Pervo. My hobbies are perving, crying and watching men get sweaty while rolling balls around outside!
I’m prepared for FILTH
Fucking In Lodges Travel, Horny?
Is this a cryptic crossword clue?
There will be no cryptic crosswords in Pervo’s episode or she will storm off set in a rage.
I’m going to go with ‘BEELZEBUB’