Hi there romance fans! Welcome back to what seems to be a 2 episode day! In a moment we’ll meet our contestant, hoping to be wooed by 3 anonymous suitors. Let’s get this show on the road!
First, lets hear from ol’ rusty bollocks. @discobot quote
Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. And it will leave you unfulfilled. — Barack Obama
more evidence that you should have your own BBC2 sitcom!
Whoa I wanted to be warmed up, not heated to within an inch of my sanity!
Hi! To find out what I can do, say
@discobot display help.
Very ambitious and confident
They’ll like that in HOLLYWOOD
What a sellout. Really liked the web series, full of himself recently
Ok, time for the main event! Can our contestant please introduce themselves. All the way from the luxurious dressing room she demanded, it’s…
It’s @laelfy everybody!
Do you know who I’d like to have a blind date with?
the new series of Homemade Show that Limmy is making
Hello contestants, studio audience my name’s laelfy, I’m 30…er something and I’m all the way from sunny Glasgow!
Welcome laelfy! Let’s get straight on with the first question. Actually, first, I’d just like to say; pins!
if you were a pizza topping what would you be and why?
I find after a hard day toiling in my playboy millionaire’s mansion for virile geniuses, I need something spicy, complex yet comforting to keep me alert in the evenings. For this reason I would probably be best represented as a pizza topping by a local delicacy- cheese, asbestos and viagra medication
I’d be spicy Nduja - meaty, sloppy, hot and nobody is really sure what I am.
Thanks for asking. I’d have to be mushrooms, because I’m such a fun guy!! And peppers, because peppers are delicious
So, who gets the point?
Ooh tough one. I’m a bit scared by answer 1, answer two is very much in the blind date spirit of things and three I would most like to eat
can’t see the word nduja without hearing Jez trying to do Borneo Function. anyone else?
Let’s go with number 2 this time please cilla
Suitor number 2 takes the first point!
make me laugh with your favourite bad joke
How do you train a binman? They just pick it up as they goes along
JOKE TIME! What’s the deal with business cards? They don’t even say ‘Happy Business!’ on them!
Thanks for asking. People say I’m a lot like a mushroom! Because my head is absolutely enormous, and my body is grey.