❤❤❤ DiS Blind Date ❤❤❤ EPISODE THREE

Hi there romance fans! Welcome back to what seems to be a 2 episode day! In a moment we’ll meet our contestant, hoping to be wooed by 3 anonymous suitors. Let’s get this show on the road!

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Wooooooooo

First, lets hear from ol’ rusty bollocks. @discobot quote

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:left_speech_bubble: Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. And it will leave you unfulfilled. — Barack Obama

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:joy: more evidence that you should have your own BBC2 sitcom!

Whoa I wanted to be warmed up, not heated to within an inch of my sanity!

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Very ambitious and confident

They’ll like that in HOLLYWOOD

What a sellout. Really liked the web series, full of himself recently

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Ok, time for the main event! Can our contestant please introduce themselves. All the way from the luxurious dressing room she demanded, it’s…
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It’s @laelfy everybody!

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Do you know who I’d like to have a blind date with?

the new series of Homemade Show that Limmy is making

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Wooooo Laelfy!!!

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Hello contestants, studio audience :wave: my name’s laelfy, I’m 30…er something and I’m all the way from sunny Glasgow!

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Welcome laelfy! Let’s get straight on with the first question. Actually, first, I’d just like to say; pins!

if you were a pizza topping what would you be and why?

SUITOR 1:

I find after a hard day toiling in my playboy millionaire’s mansion for virile geniuses, I need something spicy, complex yet comforting to keep me alert in the evenings. For this reason I would probably be best represented as a pizza topping by a local delicacy- cheese, asbestos and viagra medication

SUITOR 2:

I’d be spicy Nduja - meaty, sloppy, hot and nobody is really sure what I am.

SUITOR 3:

Thanks for asking. I’d have to be mushrooms, because I’m such a fun guy!! And peppers, because peppers are delicious

So, who gets the point?

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Ooh tough one. I’m a bit scared by answer 1, answer two is very much in the blind date spirit of things and three I would most like to eat :woman_shrugging:

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can’t see the word nduja without hearing Jez trying to do Borneo Function. anyone else?

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Let’s go with number 2 this time please cilla

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Suitor number 2 takes the first point!

Question 2:

make me laugh with your favourite bad joke

SUITOR 1:

How do you train a binman? They just pick it up as they goes along

SUITOR 2:

JOKE TIME! What’s the deal with business cards? They don’t even say ‘Happy Business!’ on them!

SUITOR 3:

Thanks for asking. People say I’m a lot like a mushroom! Because my head is absolutely enormous, and my body is grey.

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SUITOR 2 :heart_eyes:

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