Really?
Touché
I was trying to be highly covert
Are you arguing with me? I think I might go home at this rate. You’ve been nothing but trouble since we got here.
/the greggs banning/general turn of phrase
Sign up is still open btw
Good luck getting in without the room card, love…
Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library room card!
I’m not your love. Ugh I hate you.
The plan worked. I’ll be waiting by the hotel bar to console whoever gets there first.
On my way. I’ll have a pina colada please.
This is tearing me apart. I can’t bear this.
does the yap-yap-yap hand gesture and rolls eyes towards a clearly uncomfortable poolside waiter
I approach the poolside waiter with a wink…
ahem! tilty, your Pina Colada’s getting warm over here.
It would be the height of spiteful arrogance tbf.
Sorry BRB gotta check the towels in my room with the waiter
Your only appearance as a suitor is going to be for Ant’s episode at this rate.