Good evening romance enthusiasts! It’s that time again, time to dim the lights, turn on some saxophone music, pour yourself a schnapps and enjoy another BLIND DATE!!!
We’ll meet tonight’s hopeful contestant in a minute. First time to hear from @discobot quote
All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers. — Orison Marden
Tuning in as V has come downstairs and ruined our succession plans. Let’s hope this stays family friendly.
It’ll be fine
I’m out then
Ok, stop messing around Funkhouser you blabbering twat, get on with it!
yow ow ow ow AAAAOOOoowww
The contestant looking to find eternal love (legally binding) tonight is…
Fresh from an unforgettable appearance as a suitor it’s @anon89873996!!!
Please tell us about yourself…
Hi! Thanks Funky Cilla!
My name is Flashinglight, I’m 29 and from community.drownedinsound.com.
Ok @anon89873996 here is the first question you set, and the responses of your 3 mystery suitors…
Food is a surefire way to my heart, and I particularly have a sweet tooth. What dessert would you make to woo me?
Warm brownies with cold ice cream, the perfect edible illustration of my Vesuvius-level passion and my propensity towards what the young people call chill. Also tastes nice. I’ll have yours if you don’t want it.
I would probably make an eton mess, because I’m very very clever (Please refer to me as Dr Clever) then I would make a mess in your bathroom
I’ll go with an Eton Mess. It’s sticky, it’s juicy, everyone loves a good sploshing and I think we can all agree that Eton really is a mess
Who scores first?
I actually forgot I’d been watching something when this thread came up.
Well, what I was watching can wait
I’m watching Veronica Mars and trying to follow a noir storyline and read this at the same time is hard