DiS Cards Against Humanity Thread

OK everyone (stifling laughter), the card says (small patch of wee appears on trousers)

“My life is meaningless because ______. All I want to do is ______”.

(cheeks start bleeding from surpressed mirth).

that’s “My life is meaningless because ______. All I want to do is ______”.

OK ok

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What.

you have to put two of your cards down to fill in the blanks (eye bungee jumps out of its own socket due to maximum laughter capacity) and the person with the funniest cards wins.

Okay.

“My life is meaningless because…”

Places card

“I never went to Jaberwocky. All I want to do is…”

rummages through hand

“use one of those airblade hand driers.”

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(Host of party spontaneously combusts with laughter)

My life is meaningless because MY BUM IS ON FIRE. All I want to do is SWIM IN A POOL FULL OF WHALE CUM

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: (appendix bursts)

tips over table

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My life is meaningless because I find Cards Against Humanity funny. All I want to do is play Cards Against Humanity

My life is meaningless because THAT’S THE IMPRESSION THAT I GET!

All I want to do is KNOCK ON WOOD!

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So do I just put one card down on top of the other, or what?

You put them against humanity, I think

selotapes his cards to @ma0sm’s head

my life is meaningless because EVERYONE YOU LOVE WILL DIE AND NOTHING MATTERS. all i want to do is HAVE A COFFEE

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Bit close to the bone, this

ok ok ok, I’m back from ER. I pick…

My life is meaningless because MY BUM IS ON FIRE. All I want to do is SWIM IN A POOL FULL OF WHALE CUM

because it’s just so random :laughing:

Whose was it!?

SNAP

UNO! :smirk:

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I’ve played this game twice.

I hope it stays that way.