Right then.
Please record yourselves singing the below (the whole song, ideally)
Send it to me in mp3 format if poss, to dismassong@gmail.com
Please make sure you can’t hear the backing track on the recording
Feel free to be as earnest or as silly as you’d like, this is a broad church.
Any questions?
Submissions open until 16/12/19
Also please feel free to write which part/line you’d like me to use most and I’ll try to accomodate.
Everyone is welcome to join!
Am I excited about this? Yes!
I’ll wager you’ve never comped vocals before eh Joke? This is gonna drive you mental
How many effects can I put on the recording 
none
Nope, fully prepared for a headache (i think in actuality very few people will actually submit songs so hopefully won’t be too hard)
This is anti tremolo racism
You’re definitely going to get one from me, as soon as I have 10 minutes with the house to myself I’m going full George Michael on it and it’s going to be glorious (for me, maybe not for you)
I wish I didn’t have a cold
plenty of time!
Tempted to record a whole backing tracking track for you
If you do please can you add saxophones, as that is one of the few things the original is really lacking.
No
You’re the boss!
Still think saxophones would be good
No, the boss would get Clarence to do sax - I mean, back in 84 he would have done, not now obviously
Oh yeah, he’s actually REALLY into it tbf
Guess we’ll just have to settle for some gorgeous synths instead
Not going to win any friends here but I really really hate this song.
Agreed. Also it is not God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen so I am not going to participate as stated 