DiS Commune v2.0

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As some of you may remember, v1.0 was an ex-hotel in Blackpool which, sadly, didn’t quite capture the imagination enough to become a reality.

Let’s take a look at v2.0…

69 rooms!
£55k per bedroom! *

Who’s in?

*I propose to use the separate six-bedroom apartment as rooms for rent, to provide us with an ongoing income.)

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69 :laughing:

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Ooooooo could we have themed rooms for bands and put > signs between doors

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Or we could have different wings of the building named after different bands and have the rooms named after their albums, and laugh at the poor sod who lives in pablo honey

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Can someone get a crowdfunder set up for this, pls?

  • £1 gets you a pin badge with ESA @sean 's face on it. (5000 available)
  • £10 gets you an invite to the housewarming party. (500 available)
  • £100 gets you a brass plaque affixed to the front porch. (666 available)
  • £1k gets you 3 months in one of the rooms in the six bedroom apartment and a DiS mug.* (72 available)
  • £8k gets you a permanent room in (and ownership of) the main DiS mansion and a signed limited edition This^ t-shirt. (69 available)

*£24k pa income for the first three years to the permanent residents for keeping the place up and running.

So, to recap…

£8k. You live in a jumped up indie prick commune mansion with 68 other jumped up indie pricks, and no mortgage. In Scotland! What the fuck is not to love about that?

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The fact you expect us to earn 24kpa in Scotland is hilarious. Am ooot

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Eh?

The £24k pa is income to the 69 permanent joint owners by renting out the rooms in the outhouse.

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Can we call it Ho is tel

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Ooops!

‘Small’ maths error.

The £8k was based on rooms, not _bed_rooms. As per the OP, it’d be £55k as is. We need to convert every room into a bedroom to get the onboard cost down to £8k. Otherwise it’s a more exclusive proposition 10 rooms at £55k each for permanent residence.

(The This^ t-shirt part of the deal remains unaffected.)

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Drumcharry will be sold at auction next month.

I think you might be revising that pricing structure.

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  • £300k gets you use of the grounds for free mooring of hot air balloons for life. (1 available)

Mods! Add ^this to the crowd funders options, pls.