DiS Friday Afternoon Conference Call


#1

Hi all, the details for this were emailed last week so I expect you all to be joining…

Obviously I didn’t circulate an agenda beforehand because I’m a lazy dickhead, but here’s one to start us off now:

  1. Issues with people connecting (15 minutes)
  2. Introductions (20 minutes)
  3. Time wasting pontification with a side of heavy breathing (45 minutes)
  4. Setting the time and date of the next call (30 minutes)
  5. AOB? (2 minutes)

“… has joined the call…”

Hello who’s that?

I think you’re on mute?


London
#2

I’d like a chicken tikka dhansak, pilau rice and peshwari rice please.

I’ll collect.


#3

‘it’s Friday so can’t complain, how about you?’


#4

Any plans for the weekend


#5

Hello? Hello?

Ok at our end we’ve got Dave, Willum, Saps, I think maosm is dialling in from home. Who’s at your end?


#6

Hi sorry guys, my line cut out for about 3 minutes there, did I miss anything important?


#7

ha ha sorry I was on mute.


#8

opens IM window to Saps
Mate you just said that to the whole call! better go on mute


#9

Hi, could I remind everyone to put themselves on mute when they’re not speaking? Thanks.


#10

Ok can I share my desktop? It’s not letting me. Can someone give me presenter?


#11

I think there’s a delay on … sorry this is distracting


#12

Ok guys just bear with us for two minutes, sexybums trying to share his desktop


#13

ma0sm! nice of you to join us from home. are you dressed mate!


#14

can you see it yet? let me know when you can see it


#15

Yes could I please remind you all to mute your lines please because I’m getting a lot of feedback.

PLEASE MUTE YOUR LINES.

I’ve been on calls that have been 60 minutes of this.


#16

Haha yes


#17

Someone’s typing is being picked up by their microphone. Please mute your lines everyone


#18

Sorry could you repeat that, it cut out for a second.


#19

Can someone forward the webex details on to Steve, he should have been invited.


#20

Sorry jont, could you repeat that please? I’m getting a lot of static and feedback on my end.