DiS general election thread

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Hi everyone, thought we should get started on the manifesto and then we can look into who will be going forward as candidates.

This is a space to put forward suggestions which we’ll then vote on.

My first suggestion:

Chocolate cereal I’m sure you’ll have noticed isn’t chocolatey anymore. I had some cocoa pops that were basically rice Krispies painted brown.

Bring back proper chocolate cereal

  • I’d vote for that!
  • Hell no!
0 voters

If suggestions can follow the proper formatting please

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Move Parliament to Barnsley

  • I’d vote for that
  • I would not(??)
0 voters
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More public toilets

  • I’d vote for that
  • Hell no!
0 voters
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Unless you’re bringing back Ricicles and introducing a quintuple lock I don’t want to know.

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DiS’ resident Barnsleyite here

Keep this those bastards out of our town. We don’t want 'em - you can keep 'em.

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Statue of del boy falling through the bar built in Cwmcarn

  • I’d vote for that
  • Hell no!
0 voters
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Barnsley Council have adopted the slogan ‘Barnsley - the place of possibilities’ - I love that they don’t say whether these possibilities are positive or negative.

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Devolution

  • I’d vote for that (locally)
  • Hell no!
0 voters
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Annex Kent

  • Aye
  • Nay
0 voters
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Fully costed plan to fund MS Paint masterclasses for inner city youths

  • You can rely on MY vote
  • Get outta town, buster
0 voters
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Full metric system

  • I’d vote for that
  • Hell no!
0 voters
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Reducing murder statistics by legalising (and financially rewarding) attempted murder, thus giving would-be murderers the incentive to fuck it up

  • Wow, that can’t possibly go wrong! Votes ahoy!
  • excuse me what the fuck
0 voters
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Can I interest anyone in rejoining the EU with a simple in/out referendum?

  • In
  • Out
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Or is there a disruptive single issue party waiting in the wings?[poll name=poll2 type=regular results=always public=true chartType=bar]

  • Shake it all about
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Annex East Kent only (with Maidstone is the westernmost point of East Kent) but with Canterbury as an exclave.

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Can’t believe so many DiSers are voting for what is essentially a gross act of political flytipping in dumping Parliament in Barnsley.

The people of Barnsley have enough problems ffs

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Abolish the upper house of DiS - the music boards

  • Yes, the key issue of our times
  • No, I like hierarchies too much
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See also Kellogg’s Start

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I don’t care about bettering society as a MP, I’m only in it for free swims at the Metrodome.

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