A calculator and a stone sellotaped together

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https://poly-math.noisemerchants.com/product/poly-math-reptiles-vinyl/

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Moth Rack

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Shyeah, Right! I don’t even own a moth, let alone many moths that would necessitate an entire rack

Oh, oh oh!

Mushroom Log!

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A formal invitation to the boards

maths rock

I know you said not vouchers but a Seetickets gift voucher is my suggestion.

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If he’s into math rock maybe some kind of craft beer

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Don’t think there’s a hell of a lot of math rock literature out there, if any.

I think anyone who likes booze and is at least moderately discerning on that point would be more than happy to receive a leaving gift containing delicious booze that they like.

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Hire a pair of headphones for him and a mate at the Arctangent silent disco.

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Actually I did not even realise gig vouchers existed so this might be a really good solution. It’s neck and neck with a calculator taped to a stone anyway.

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9/8 really isn’t difficult ffs

no one who likes beer has ever been given good beer and been unhappy with it

Get him a calculator and a walkman so he can do maths whilst rocking out.

Subjective though innit. I have ‘friends’ who think Stella Artois is good beer