DiS! Improve my mood! (Please and thank you)


#1

Basically, I just got off the train in Birmingham cause I was going to see the Louis Theroux film. I’ve just realised now that I forgot to book the ticket and that it’s now sold out.

Basically this whole journey has mainly been a lengthy epilogue to buying petrol. Make joy from my misfortune!!!


#2

Jose Mourinhos Manchester United lost 4-0.


#3


#4

Getting the train home now. If anyone asks I’m paying tribute to Benny Profane.


#5

I suppose I can take solace in the fact that my monthly train pass allows for, nay encourages, this kind of frivolous commute.

I’m going to eat chips later.


#6

The daylight has dwindled significantly in the twenty minutes I was disembarked so I can pretend more time has passed than really has.

Maybe I was abducted by aliens! Maybe this is how all UFO stories come about. People ashamed to admit they forgot to book tickets in advance.

Am I breaking a stigma?

Am I, in a profound way, actually something of a pioneer? A hero?


#7

I’m Mr Meeseeks!


#8

Square your shoulders, Jerry!