DiS meat eaters

1101010 · 2018-05-16T09:11:19.356Z

I have zero idea what this means?

meowington · 2018-05-16T09:12:51.398Z

It’s not 40 mins. It’s 20 mins. Not sure where you’re getting 40 mins from.

Look the frying method ain’t working for you cause you’re burning it and you can’t tell if its done. After 20 mins in the oven, it will definitely be done. Over done maybe.

Frozen ones don’t even take 20 mins:

BodyInTheThames · 2018-05-16T09:13:07.637Z

It’s a photography technique I was being metaphorical

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BodyInTheThames · 2018-05-16T09:13:53.679Z

How long is the journey home from school ?

plasticniki · 2018-05-16T09:14:06.658Z

bloody kids eh

@1101010 maybe there’s something else you can cook her which is quicker?

anon5266188 · 2018-05-16T09:15:20.535Z

Hey Theo, does your little’un like Turkish Delight Tim Tams?

zxcvbnm2 · 2018-05-16T09:15:34.592Z

Are you eating this food? If not who fucking cares?. Just cover it in ketchup and tell her there’s no pudding if she doesn’t finish it.

Do you even parent?

BodyInTheThames · 2018-05-16T09:17:42.500Z

“Pudding” - Dave, Leeds

anon29812515 · 2018-05-16T09:19:08.141Z

Why don’t you just bung it on the barbie, mate?

1101010 · 2018-05-16T09:23:03.854Z

No idea. She doesn’t get to eat much sweet stuff and is picky as fuck even with sweet stuff

anon5266188 · 2018-05-16T09:23:28.005Z

I like Turkish Delight Tim Tams

1101010 · 2018-05-16T09:24:58.032Z

hip_young_gunslinger:

Yeah, a proper chicken breast / kiev or something will be more like 30-40 minutes, depends on the size of the piece of chicken.

Here @meowington

Sorry, I have zero idea what any of that meant and just assumed hyg was referring to the piece I was cooking.

1101010 · 2018-05-16T09:25:19.090Z

I don’t like Penguin biscuits mate. Boring AF

Aggpass · 2018-05-16T09:25:31.482Z

A full chicken breast is much thicker than what you’ve got, so takes longer

hip_young_gunslinger · 2018-05-16T09:25:41.985Z

Do you not know what a chicken breast or kiev is? I know you’re a veggie but come on.

colinfilth · 2018-05-16T09:26:05.837Z

Like with all solid bits of meat, the best skill to learn is how a cooked piece feels when you press it with a finger. It should resist in a springy way. If it seems “givey” then it’s underdone. If it won’t budge then it’s nuked.

Aggpass · 2018-05-16T09:26:09.029Z

Also theo, you get them from a butcher. Just ask the butcher

anon5266188 · 2018-05-16T09:26:37.961Z

Yeah, but imagine one with Turkish Delight in the middle? Very delicious.

(Also, as previously discussed, the best way to eat a Penguin bar is to smash the shit out of it on a desk while it’s still in it’s wrapper and then pour the fragments into your mouth like a dry drink)

Aggpass · 2018-05-16T09:27:03.289Z

Mate.

anon29812515 · 2018-05-16T09:27:16.408Z

We had a play date come round on Monday. A five year old boy. My wife could not get him to come to the table. He said he doesn’t like fish fingers, beans or hash browns (we were playing it safe). She tried for ages. Then i came home and convinced him he might want some pasta. It took me about ten minutes to lure him to the table when it was ready. It was fucking impossible. Then his mum came and said that he loves fish fingers! What a fucking prick!