I want this
my kids want a book written about sausage alfredo
Best thread ever tbh
Mr Humphrey Llywelyn Pugglesworth
Top - present day
Bottom - flashback to one of his proudest achievements
This is either Charlotte or Chloe, the former owner just said those are the two names but he has no idea which is which. We call her Charlotte.
This is either Charlotte or Chloe, the former owner just said those are the two names but he has no idea which is which. We call her Chloe.
This is D’Angela, who I rescued from a life of homelessness and who was originally called D’Angelo prior to first vet visit.
oh god the ty collar is amazing, def looking into that for franko
I love when cats show off how long they are.
The Ty of TY isn’t a very nice chap.
D’Angela is a particular specialist in this. She’s basically a worm.
of fucking course
sorry. He’s not top tier villain but stole most of his ideas from students or partners then used the beanie baby labels to slag them off, so he’d name a bear after whoever stopped sleeping with him that week at tje company and would be like “this beanie is a talentless slut” but in a cutesy hidden way ofc thay kids wouldn’t pick up on.
I did!