DiS Quiet Carriage

Users are asked to respect the peace and quiet by refraining from loud conversations, using mobile phones or playing loud music.

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Can I knit in here?

Shhhhh

I can fuck you up with these needles you know

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You may knit one, but you MAY NOT purl one.

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Is it like ones on the trains?

full of cunts

Excuse me, this is the quiet carriage

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I think someone’s sat in my reserved seat?

What’s the protocol here?

Best tune to play over train tannoy while guard is distracted?

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:shushing_face:

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No, I think you’ll find it’s my seat.

Let me see your ticket there…

Pockets your ticket and sits back down

Guys, can you keep it down, I am trying to have a doze, ta.

Has a coughing fit

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Sorry guys, I need to take this

Flicks broadsheet

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Opens a big bag of crisps

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:open_mouth:

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glares and points at quiet coach sign

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shakes head in mutual exasperated disapproval