No, I think you’ll find it’s my seat.
Let me see your ticket there…
Pockets your ticket and sits back down
Guys, can you keep it down, I am trying to have a doze, ta.
Has a coughing fit
Sorry guys, I need to take this
Flicks broadsheet
Opens a big bag of crisps
glares and points at quiet coach sign
shakes head in mutual exasperated disapproval
rolls eyes
mouths “sorry”
mods meaningfully
Can someone stop epimer from guffing so loudly?
clatters through doors with food and drinks trolley
TEAS, COFFEES, SNACKS?
Got any Bovril?
speaks under breath
What the fuck?
Gets phone out and composes complaint to @ma0sm rail
“Oh fuck off SQL, you prick!” Looks up from laptop sheepishly
EVERYBODY FREEZE THIS IS A ROBBRY.
IF ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’LL EXECUTE THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKIN LOT OF YOU