Flicks broadsheet
Opens a big bag of crisps
glares and points at quiet coach sign
shakes head in mutual exasperated disapproval
rolls eyes
mouths “sorry”
mods meaningfully
Can someone stop epimer from guffing so loudly?
clatters through doors with food and drinks trolley
TEAS, COFFEES, SNACKS?
Got any Bovril?
speaks under breath
What the fuck?
Gets phone out and composes complaint to @ma0sm rail
“Oh fuck off SQL, you prick!” Looks up from laptop sheepishly
EVERYBODY FREEZE THIS IS A ROBBRY.
IF ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’LL EXECUTE THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKIN LOT OF YOU
Tuts and shushes
quietly executes whole carriage
I’m against quiet carriages
They should rename them as “not being a cunt” carriages. This would make them more broadly useful and would also make the “excuse me” and the point routine MUCH more satisfying.