#18

Opens a big bag of crisps

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#19
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#20

:open_mouth:

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#21

glares and points at quiet coach sign

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#22

shakes head in mutual exasperated disapproval

#23

WOULD THIS HAPPEN TO BE THE LOUD CARRIAGE?

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#24

rolls eyes

#25

mouths “sorry”

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#26

mods meaningfully

#27

Can someone stop epimer from guffing so loudly?

#28

clatters through doors with food and drinks trolley

TEAS, COFFEES, SNACKS?

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#29

Got any Bovril?

#30

speaks under breath

What the fuck?

Gets phone out and composes complaint to @ma0sm rail

#31

“Oh fuck off SQL, you prick!”
Looks up from laptop sheepishly

#32

EVERYBODY FREEZE THIS IS A ROBBRY.

IF ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’LL EXECUTE THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKIN LOT OF YOU

#33

Tuts and shushes

#34

quietly executes whole carriage

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#35

I’m against quiet carriages

#36

They should rename them as “not being a cunt” carriages. This would make them more broadly useful and would also make the “excuse me” and the point routine MUCH more satisfying.

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#37

On a train right now. The leg room, quiet, comfort and cleanliness is remarkable.

No table seats though