#20

:open_mouth:

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#21

glares and points at quiet coach sign

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#22

shakes head in mutual exasperated disapproval

#23

WOULD THIS HAPPEN TO BE THE LOUD CARRIAGE?

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#24

rolls eyes

#25

mouths “sorry”

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#26

mods meaningfully

#27

Can someone stop epimer from guffing so loudly?

#28

clatters through doors with food and drinks trolley

TEAS, COFFEES, SNACKS?

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#29

Got any Bovril?

#30

speaks under breath

What the fuck?

Gets phone out and composes complaint to @ma0sm rail

#31

“Oh fuck off SQL, you prick!”
Looks up from laptop sheepishly

#32

EVERYBODY FREEZE THIS IS A ROBBRY.

IF ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’LL EXECUTE THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKIN LOT OF YOU

#33

Tuts and shushes

#34

quietly executes whole carriage

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#35

I’m against quiet carriages

#36

They should rename them as “not being a cunt” carriages. This would make them more broadly useful and would also make the “excuse me” and the point routine MUCH more satisfying.

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#37

On a train right now. The leg room, quiet, comfort and cleanliness is remarkable.

No table seats though

#38

My issue is that it encourages ‘quiet carriage enforcers’ who are often more anti social than the people they are silencing. Proper noisy anti social types are just going to ignore it. Also it perpetuates the idea that not all carriages are quiet carriages. Also most commuter trains don’t really offer the choice of carriage

#39

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