DiS, show me the dumbest thing you can think of

#1

Can you think of anything dumber than a watch that doesn’t show the time?

No pictures of people or links to user profiles please. We’re better than that.

#2
#3

Okay okay no USER profiles on DiS but this douchebag is the utter worst:

https://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

#4

This is perfect

#5

I knew I’d leave a loophole. And I knew you’d find it.

Well played.

#6

Too much of a dull prick NOT to call it tbh

#7

It’s just a bracelet - not a bad one necessarily, quite like the marble disc, but I’d find it really annoying as I’d assume it’s a watch and keep looking at it.

The copy is Brewdog-level bad though - Einstein, Taoism and ‘deep knowledge’ indeed.

Bonus points for using the international phonetic alphabet correctly though (the other great IPA)

#8

If they’d marketed it as a bracelet that would be fine. But they insist it’s a watch. And when someone asks why they didn’t call it a bracelet they pull this out of the bag:

I’m not generally an angry man but I hate these guys.

#9

I’m so angry right now.

If I was a route I’d be Fury Road. If I was a motel I’d be Crossroads.

#10

I know dude but you can’t deny they’re the worst one here

#11

I’m literally in a burns unit here.

#12

Bloody hell

I misread the ad as ‘cleave your arm from time’ at first, and after seeing their undergrad thesis there, that seems to be the rational response

#13

You stupid Nunc!

#14

Oh another forum years back this trick led to one of the mods not clocking what was going on and they permabanned me :’’’’(

#15

That reply looks like it was written by a computer algorithm like that poetry-writing website. Just click the boxes for ancient Greece and “inspirational quotations” and let the program do it’s thing

#16

It’s a risky business being the ultimate prankstarrrr.

#17

I am the mr robot of weak humour

#18

It works way less well now that everyone has left fb

#19
#20

Can’t really be arsed with a London thread today.