#427

Pierce Brosnan

  • Twat
  • Not a twat

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#428

I guess a 100% twat poll is pretty easy. Can anyone pull off a 100% not a twat poll?

#429

that is not the purpose of this thread. Please behave accordingly

#430

Don King

  • Twat
  • Not a twat

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#431

please show some decorum

#432

A colleague was staying at the Le Manoir Aux Quat’Saisons with his heavily-pregnant wife to celebrate their first wedding anniversary. They slept in and were running late for breakfast. He said to her, “don’t bother doing your hair, who do you think you’re going to see?”. They went downstairs and sat down next to…Pierce Brosnan.

Apparently he was very nice. My colleague hasn’t yet lived it down.

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#433
#434

THEN MAYBE THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN STAYING THEEEEEEERE

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#435

that’s a real wheat-from-the-chaff poll and i can now safely disregard the thoughts and feelings of everyone who said pie is not a twat.

#436

think we should do more children of famous people

jaden smith

  • twat
  • omfg such a twat

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#437

Please respect the ethos of the thread

#438

Need a re-take on this.

Linehan:

  • Twat
  • Not a twat

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#440

hi @moderators please could we take the c-bomb out of the title for SFW reasons please.

#441

Off course.

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#442

And this one…

Louis CK reappraisal

  • Twat
  • Not a twat

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#444

George Galloway

  • Twat
  • No twat

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#445

I really will do anything to get out of doing work…

I’ve went through the thread and have found the most divisive figures…

Frankie Boyle is the only one on 50-50. The perfect balance between twat and not twat.

The following are x% twat: (hereby referred to as x%t)
47 Louis CK (original poll)
49 Grahame Swann
49 Phil Spencer
49 Aggpass
49 Eddie Vedder
49 Will Self
48 Jon Humphreys
49 Jeremy Vine
52 Graham Linehan (original poll)
52 Jamie Carragher
52 Rob Beckett
53 Benedict Cumberbatch

#446

I’m happy to announce that the following are DiS certified ‘Not Twats’, with an 80%+ approval rating:

97 Barack Obama
97 Armando Iannucci
93 Louis Theroux
93 Gary Linekar
88 James O’Brien
86 Lemmy
86 Andy Murray
82 Gareth Southgate
82 Ron Swanson
80 Josie Long

#447

And finally, these are Certified Twats, all getting 80%+ in their polls…

98 Eric Bristow
95 Ryan Giggs
94 Noel Edmonds
94 Tim Lovejoy
93 Don King
93 John Inverdale
89 Norman Price (from Fireman Sam)
88 James Corden
88 Ricky Gervais
88 Martin Shkreli
88 Wayne Rooney
88 Mark Ronson
87 Adolf Hitler
86 Conor McGregor
85 CJ de Mooi
85 Bono
83 Jonathan Pie
81 Madonna
80 Justin Bieber

Pleasingly we now have scientific proof that James Corden is worse than Hitler.

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#448

I suspect that James O’Brien and maybe even Iannucci might tip into ‘twat’ territory now.

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