Diseases and illnesses that sound like they'd be fun to have (by the name alone)

Shingles!

“Can’t come in today boss, got a bit of the ol’ Shingles!”

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Whooping cough

9 Likes

Lupus

2 Likes

Orchitis, get to smash up elves etc

Chagas disease

2 Likes

Mr Loverman

7 Likes

Tinnitus

1 Like

Montezuma’s Revenge

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got this quite bad, sadly it’s not much fun

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Mumps. Sounds like the name of a cartoon dinosaur or something, plus your neck goes massive

6 Likes

Kawasaki disease. Oh cool I’m a motorbike!

Actually quite horrible

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Lymes disease. Mmm delicious limes all over me. What a juicy time I’m having

probably shit

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Always fancied having a day off work due to being ill with “scruples” or “quibbles”

Polio

sounds like a fun game

3 Likes

Consumption - I’m a right greedy bastard me!

Pleurisy - double the fun of Singlesy!

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Had it, it’s rubbish. Its medical name also sounds cool though, HERPES ZOSTER

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disco fever

2 Likes

Dancing plague

Maple Syrup Urine Disease

Probably quite handy, maple syrup is expensive

5 Likes

Any of the thrombos

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