Diseases and illnesses that sound like they'd be fun to have (by the name alone)

“May I recommend a dry white French chlamydia to go with that?”

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Orgasmic Cephalalgia

it is not fun

Getting The Vapours sounds quite fun

Pronounce it like it’s Spanish, Er-pez.

“The salad herpes for me.”

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Deviated septum!

“I’ve got a deviated septum! A naughty nose!”

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Restless legs syndrome

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The Bends

oh cool, I love coldplay

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Marco!

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“I got Hand, Foot and Mouth before Christmas”

*moonwalks out of GP surgery*

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Bruised Coccyx

:smirk:

Gilbert’s syndrome.

An indie film from the early 90s or raised blood bilirubin levels

Had it. Absolutely fucking horrific, wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

Conn’s syndrome.

The straight to video late 90s sequel or a raised level of aldosterone.

Sounds fun!

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Started out thinking I’d broken a rib, then the fever started.

The TV’s sister came over to the UK for her 21st and they went to the Reading Festival for the weekend in celebration. She came down with pleurisy while there and the TV refused to take her seriously for ages, thinking she was just hungover :rofl:

By which I mean, she enjoyed pleurisy at Reading!

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Saturday Night Fever

quite like Saturday nights

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I’ve always been fond of Ankylosing Spondylitis

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Diverticulitis sounds … diverting

another vote for Pleurisy being bloody horrible.

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