“May I recommend a dry white French chlamydia to go with that?”
it is not fun
Getting The Vapours sounds quite fun
Pronounce it like it’s Spanish, Er-pez.
“The salad herpes for me.”
“I’ve got a deviated septum! A naughty nose!”
Restless legs syndrome
oh cool, I love coldplay
“I got Hand, Foot and Mouth before Christmas”
*moonwalks out of GP surgery*
An indie film from the early 90s or raised blood bilirubin levels
Had it. Absolutely fucking horrific, wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
The straight to video late 90s sequel or a raised level of aldosterone.
Started out thinking I’d broken a rib, then the fever started.
The TV’s sister came over to the UK for her 21st and they went to the Reading Festival for the weekend in celebration. She came down with pleurisy while there and the TV refused to take her seriously for ages, thinking she was just hungover
By which I mean, she enjoyed pleurisy at Reading!
Saturday Night Fever
quite like Saturday nights
I’ve always been fond of Ankylosing Spondylitis
Diverticulitis sounds … diverting
another vote for Pleurisy being bloody horrible.