Hi Shoebox,

What’s would your USP be on this site? (Eric has burritos, markee has googling, plastniki has her bikes etc).

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I’m a big fan of Cola Cubes, Peanut M&Ms and Yorkies. I think if we were to educate the Belorussian child on our sweet culture, these would provide a fine backbone to that education. On the proviso that they haven’t got a nut allergy. But that’s the sweetie lottery, I guess!

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And don’t answer anyone else’s questions, religious scandal or not.

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What is your favourite Bowie
-Track
-Album

(aaaaaand When you get your spaceship what are you going to call it?)

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I would say that I’m a pretty logical thinker, a bit of a problem solver, and that is where my talents lie I reckon. I work as Data Analysts/Developer, so those skills do form the basis of job. Lucky? Not sure. I do get a bit of a thrill from solving a problem, but it’s not an especially thrilling industry I’m working in and certainly not a company I want to spend much more time with.

I’ve been dreading this question, because I don’t think I know any of you well enough to be able to choose based on skills. Have we got anyone here that is guaranteed to repeat the infamous “planet spinning” episode? If so, they’re in, just for the laughs. I mean, if we’ve got six members who can do this, let’s go for it! Would be the greatest episode ever. Just stuck in the Futuristic zone, spinning.

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aw sorry to hear that :frowning: Good and well thought out answer though thank you x

I think I’m going to have to go with North, simply for the polar bear aspect. I mean, I like penguins, but polar bears are better. Plus the snow seems better in the North.

Sorry South Pole, if you’re reading, no offence.

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The other day when battling munros I had to jump over some pretty squelchy looking peaty bogginess, it wasn’t very far to jump, nevertheless I ended up taking three pathetic tiny-stepped run ups, chickening out each time before I managed to just step over it. I am spinny planet man.

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Blimey. This is a tough one. Can I go with the thick footballer answer and say “Mixed Herbs”? I suspect not.

I love coriander, I’m going to go with that.

shoebox, please rate this bit of stock footage out of 10

https://www.shutterstock.com/video/clip-4548215-stock-footage-woman-happily-hugs-her-new-plasma-flat-screen-tv.html

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I’m late for an appointment. My usual question will follow later…

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I think I’ll have to base this on the experiences I had there, rather than actually saying “this country is better than this country”. So on that basis, the skiing holiday I had in Canada about 14 years ago was just brilliant. Whilst we didn’t see a huge amount of the country, I just loved the whole experience. Would love to go back and do more touristy type things.

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Hi Shoebox! I’ve got a couple of questions if you don’t mind

Do you have a favourite brand of shoe?

If you were to assume someone’s identity by donning their shoes, in a similar fashion to the widely derided Tom McCarthy film The Cobbler, who would it be?

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(rtf)

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RTF!!

FTF!!!

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Answers above…

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@mods, ban this filth

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What does rtf mean please