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Hello!
Hmmā¦ nowt too exciting I donāt think. Probably my parents Cat. Itās a bit of an oddity that I often forget is still alive. weāve had her since I was like 15, which seems insane. She definitely is that old though because I remember her being at my first ever house party I had when I my parents were away. She scared my guests by appearing out of the darkness at the window and screeching, she doesnāt meow, she squawks. She was a bit more wild back then, shes lovely now and we get on a lot better. She also used to have one long fang that I was sure just fell off one day but Iāve since been informed that my parents had it removed.
Iāve lied a bit here, I did pet a snake onceā¦ but meh, it was just a snake I rate the cat a lot more. It was when we were on a family holiday and whilst my parents were out relaxing they chucked me into what was known as āthe acorn clubā they did activities with kids so the parents could actually have a holiday. I enjoyed it, the one thing I remember the most fondly was making peppermint mice. Would a peppermint mouse count!? I was very proud of it and popped it in the fridge at the end of the day, when I returned to eat it later it had melted into a pool of sugary minty goo. I still ate it because yeah, sugary mint goo is brilliant.
Good afternoon witches
How many 330ml cans of Pepsi (or other beverage) do you think you could carry on your person right now? You can make use of any pockets you have, but no bags or anything like that.
Enjoying the stream-of-consciousness responses here
Following on from this question, how many marshmallows could you fit in your mouth at the same time?
hello @Witches, quick question, ācop and a halfā or āstop or my mom will shootā?
also, optional extra because I know not everyone is comfortable with vocarooing themselves, BUT you claim not to sound like lorraine kelly, so could you prove it?
thanks!
Haha!! Excellent question! HMM HUM de dumā¦ what would I buildā¦
I know this would take a very, very, very long time and I realise this will come across as quite a mundane answerā¦ but thereās a part of me that just wants to see if I could build myself a house! But not just any house!! Like, a fuckingā¦ PALACE!! One that would take up the vast majority of the living room or could be placed in a tree. Did you ever draw your ideal house for when you grew up?! Me and the bf actually did this in our early twenties. His was a bungalowā¦ I think this says it all (heād be so miffed if he heard me saying thatā¦ ha ha) MINE ON THE OTHER HAND, had a fucking slide that led to the ball pit in the basement. TURRETS! SO many turrets!! And stairs that went around the outside of the building and andā¦ a dragon probably was in there somewhere. So Iād of course make all those individual things out of lego. Each ball for the ball bit would be made of lego, the slide tooā¦ unfortunately it would probably be quite an ineffectual slide but its important to be consistent. There ya go.
YAS! Which witch? THIS WITCH -
Sybil Leek -
She had a pet Jackdaw called Mr Hotfoot Jackson. Need I say more?
Crikeyā¦ Iām with you here, witches. Total waste of vertical space.
No you need not
Oo! Missed you out, sorry Ant! Highest point would be the top of Arthurs Seat! The lowest would probably be somewhere down down by the shore?
As in the person buying me a gift!? Well, I hope itās @Kallgeese because he promised me heād personally deliver two pints of beamish! One in each pocket
Thank you for your answer, who is Arthur though?
Ya know what, itās probably the one seen in the image above!! ^^ got it for like a quid at a car boot sale and I like the scallop pattern and I think itās a very pleasing shape. I have plans to macrame a plant pot holder for it so I can hang it up! Because of the longness of the plant. Itās starting to take up the vast majority of the living room table
They make Lego slopes these days.
Ooffftā¦ Gotta be Salt and Balsamic vinegar kettle chips. If Iām feeling trashy (I donāt really consider them trashy, sorry Monster Munch!) then Flaminā hot monster munch
I LOVE SALT HORSE!!! I love it! Genuinely consider not going out if we arenāt going there for drinks To eat? Hm, well if its fancy then any of the assorted michelin starred places for lunch, I realise this makes me sound like a dickhead. Not so fancy then I really dig Ting Thai Caravan! Have you been? Course ya have.
Haha, a long, long time ago. Probably havenāt used it since we moved in to this flat which was likeā¦ 5 years ago?
Hello Witches,
Firstly Iād like to say thank you for being completely ace on the boards. You light every single thread up.
My question is: can you draw a crab?
(Aaaaand my bonus question is when you get your spaceship what shall you be calling it?)