Hello Ruffers, thank you for your question. I firmly believe that football can change the world for better even if only as a happy diversion for people who are struggling in life. The impact of the game on people in developing nations is absolutely enormous having witnessed it first hand and, on a more specific level, the charity work of a lot of footballers is changing the world for the better particulary Juan Mata’s Common Goal project:

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I believe he has a cineworld pass given the amount of absolute shite that he sees.

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Hello he_2, thank you for your question. I have quite deep teeth (?) so get food stuck there regularly, I just ate a Pret macaroni cheese and got a bit of ham stuck in there which I removed with my tongue.

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Hi again ant, in the event that @laelfy misunderstands your answer and destroys all football, which sport would you choose to:
a) watch instead
b) work on a management simulation of.

(assume for the purposes of b that there is a commercial market for said simulator)

Aw he’s a good egg (with an unreasonable penchant for playing for the most evil teams he can find apparently)

I agree fwiw, a silly hobby but there’s not much more meaningful than that

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Hello crisps, thank you for your question. The answer is quite clearly a silverback gorilla, they’re fucking massive and tough mate.

Hello profk, thank you for your question. I have recently undergone a change from being a striker who never scores to a defensive midfielder who can’t tackle so my answer is Alan Smith

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There’s a Cineworld in Wood Green! That’s like not even 10 mins away.

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No point in asking easy questions Ant :wink:

let the man come back to paradise on his days off ffs.

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Hello Kallgeese, thank you for your question. My answer aesthetically would be this 1996 AC Milan home shirt:

My answer emotionally however would be the 99 Man Utd home kit with my surname and 9 on the back of that my Dad got me when taking me to Old Trafford for the first time (a 3-1 win against Everton). My parents recently moved and were having a clear out so my Mum sent it to me and I was alarmed to find that it still fits which is very depressing however.

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Good shout. I feel like maybe, maybe a polar or grizzly bear might cause him some grief if he could get in close, but I suspect the gorilla’s superior range and explosive power would be too much. Thank you for your answer and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.

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Hello allisfulloflove, thank you for your question. I would have the following people:

My old dog Monty - Because I miss him so much and want to be able to call him a good boy again

Larry David - Possibly my favourite person (that I don’t know) would be keen to find out how cantankerous he would be at the situation

Serena Williams - The most impressive human being on the planet IMO

Sir Alex Ferguson - Obvious

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paradise now (closed)

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Hello again Desk, it’s because of having a Cineworld Unlimited card and the Wood Green one being shit and never showing what we want to see. We do go to Wood Green when they have a thing on that we want to watch though (The Florida Project Sunday just gone in fact)

The monty answer is heartbreaking <3

Thanks Ant. (Thants). Three legends and quite literally one ATD :heart:

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Hello Colin, thank you for your question. I would both watch and work on a management (or captaincy) simulation of Test Cricket if football ceased to exist, I would not do so as happily as I currently do however.

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I would buy this.