DiSer AMAs #4: imaperv


#1

@imaperv come on down!


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#2

hiya pervo. feeling any better today?


#3

Hello @imaperv. I have two questions today:

  1. If you could be any dinosaur, which dinosaur would you be and why?
  2. Who is the third best non-league football team after (in exact order), Hendno and Tonbridge Angels?

#4

@imaperv do you do any preparation before going on countdown or do you just wing it?

also, any opinions on scottish politics?


#5

oh hi Mark.

I am indeed feeling a bit better today. Spending 20+ hours asleep in the past 2 days and not having to deal with humans is definitely the way to go. I reckon I’ll be well enough for gerbil cuddles by Thursday.


#6

hey @imaperv how big is the biggest wang you’ve ever seen and did you think twice/reject it outright?


#7

Hello @colinzealuk.

  1. I would be an oviraptor. Like me, they are omnivores, have massive noses and sport flamboyant headwear, which they use to attract a m9. Most importantly it’s a 9-letter word. #perviraptor
  2. Got a lot of time for the GBOLs of Carshalton Athletic (we started chanting about hating Sutton one time and they joined in), although their stadium is turd and a bit Brexit, and the ATDs of Dulwich Hamlet. My 3 least favourite non-league teams (in order) are Maidscum United, Leyton Orient and Billericay Town, with Dover Athletic getting an honorary mention.

#8

Hiya imaperv :smiley: :wave:

Kiss, Marry, Kill! the DiS edition. Who gets what?


#9

Hi imaperv

I am your genie and I grant you three wishes. What do you wish for?


#10

Big up pervo,

Do you have a playlist of perv classics? In the vein of this:

Can’t believe I’d never heard it until you linked to it in the now listening thread!


#11

lol


#12

Barely any practice, tbh:

59

Not even in the top 30 most time played on the website! That’s just the online practice. I have books full of stems (i.e. PAINTERS+O = PATRONISE) and used to have a wall full of post-its with words written on them in my 2nd year of uni. Probably why no-one fancied me that year.

My main opinion on Scottish politics is that it’s a travesty that everyone has forgotten Gisela “I find a gorilla very attractive” Allen since the local elections.


#13

image

Wahey!


#14

is that 65 days played or 65 hours?


#15

8 inches (I asked him if he’d ever measured it and he said no, which shocked me - if I were a bloke I’d be measuring it weekly - then one time he just whipped out a ruler when I was giving him a handy and shouted “GO ON THEN, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO KNOW”). I wish I had rejected it outright :slight_smile:


#16

this might be the greatest sentence ever written.


#17

Hm…

Kiss - I would be wary of kissing most DiSers as I’d get stubble rash from their unkempt chin bushes.
Marry - EMO, he seems like a total sweetheart and v trustworthy (obviously a total babe too) but probably also has a sex dungeon. What more do you need in a man?
Kill - Ruffers. Mansplaining feminism to me, pretending early Weezer aren’t good, making libellous comments about my mother - the man’s a disgrace. Also he really needs a haircut because he looks like a 12 year old girl who’s lost her hairbrush.


#18

I’d like to ask @imaperv why they’re so FUCKING CRAP, THEY’RE FUCKING MOTHER-FU…


#19

Hmm…

1 - some kind of excellent job where I get to put my writing or cyberstalking skills to use, and earn enough to move out/relocate
2 - my best mate to get better soon
3 - an end to war and poverty, or something like that [real answer: win a prestigious Countdown tournament in magnificent style]


#20

Hi! What’s your fave Pokemon? 5 will do but give as many as you like. Also how’s your gerbil?