DiSer AMAs #7: colossalhorse


#1

Ask @colossalhorse anything!!

Hi ch. If you could fuck off work for the afternoon, what would you do?


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#2

Hi CH,

What’s the best and worst thing your wife could have planned for your mystery birthday weekend?


#3

Hi @colossalhorse.

What’s the biggest horse you’ve ever seen in real life (other than yourself)?


#4

Hi coho! Any guesses as to what your birthday treat’s gonna be?


#5

Hi @colossalhorse,

If you could be any dinosaur, what dinosaur would you be and why?


#6

Hi Eric! The gf is waiting for me to finish with some kind of birthday weekend surprise so I guess it would be up to her. If it were a normal Friday I’d head down to the Urban Tap and have a few beers and read for a bit I reckon.


#7

Hi CH,

Long-time, first-time - I’ve gotta ask, where does the username come from? Is it a reference to the Iliad or something?


#8

@colossalhorse who is your fave Souls NPC?


#9

Best: well there’s a gig on I quite fancied popping along to so hopefully she’s cottoned on to that and it’ll be a few beers + gig + home for a curry. or if we’re talking absolute best it’d be a surprise weekend in Prague or something, but we’re a bit too skint for that.

Worst: It’d be like that year when she got me a ticket to watch Lord of the Flies on stage without realising it was actually Lord of the Flies: the modern dance extravaganza. That was a confusing evening.

Thanks for your question!


#10

Hi @colossalhorse :slight_smile:

Who is your favourite (as in, funniest to make fun of) member of the alt-right?


#11

Hello CH! I’ve only just realised your username isn’t collosal HOUSE. What’s your most recent faux pas? Love your work.


#12

hi colossalhorse. which charity is closest to your heart?


#13

I’ve no idea tbh. I don’t think I’ve ever seen any particularly big horses in the flesh. This is a really dull answer. Sorry. Thanks for the question though!


#14

What is your favourite kind of tart?


#15

hi, @colossalhorse can you come round and complete bloodbourne for me, I’m v bad at it and it’s upsetting me. thanks


#16

Hi Horsey!

If I gave you 79p right now and you had to spend it in the next 2 hours, what would you buy?


#17

I’m really not sure. Ms Horse has kept her cards very close to her chest on this one. I think it might be an escape room type thing and then a restaurant trip - she’s been meaning to take me to the Potted Pig for years, so I’m guessing there. Could be anything though. She’s much better at thinking outside the box than I am.


#18

Hi @colossalhorse

If you were cast away on a desert island like Tom Hanks in the film Cast Away, how long do you think you would survive for?


#19

My lovely, lovely @colossalhorse, that sounds like a cracking day, I hope this comes true for you. Do let DiSdom know what’s going down innit :+1:


#20

Well, if it’s a dinosaur back in dinosaur times I’d be a stegosaurus. Big fuck off horns yet a herbivore - the original badass with a heart of gold.

If I could be a dinosaur now I’d be the lesser known Khaan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khaan), purely so I could jump out and surprise William Shatner.

Thanks for your question!